Our two new hunters are from Oregon, bless their hearts. :-) Fixed them the traditional first meal of Open face roast beef sandwiches baked in the oven with a romaine and mandarin orange salad. Baked the 5 layer bars this afternoon and they dipped into those as well. Now I have cheeseburger soup cooking, might as well hit them with the good stuff right off the bat. Sunset won't be until close to 10 so those hunters will soak up every moment of daylight.
So I have a little story to share. Last night I spent the night on the boat, in the harbor, by myself. That was a huge step for me. Cuz I really didn't like the idea of being alone on the boat the whole night. So after everyone left and I made my phone call to Byron, I went around and locked all the doors. There's the cabin door and the wheelhouse door plus I double checked the top deck hatch to make sure it was securely closed. Now, what else do I need? I decided to take a pair of scissors to bed with me, which I know, may not have been the smartest idea but wait, there's more! Travis had given me a canister of pepper spray so I thought it was the right time to get it out of the package and put it to use. As I'm cutting open the package (with my scissors), I realize I don't have a clue how to use this thing. So I stop cutting and read the instructions on the back before I cut them up into little bitty pieces. It says "this canister does not need to be removed from the holster before activating". I'm looking at it, very carefully, turning it around and trying to see the spray hole, can't find it. Continue reading, "slip thumb onto glow-in-the-dark depresser and turn 1/4 turn to the right". I find the glow-in-the-dark thingamajig and put my thumb on it but I DON'T turn it 1/4 turn to the right. Seriously, you guys really are thinking I sprayed myself, aren't you? No faith in me, thanks alot. Back to the pepper spray, I am really trying to find out how, if you turn the glow-in-the-dark thingamajig 1/4 turn (have I made that clear yet?), would the spray come out of the canister and not hit the snap on the holster. I turn it around and around, actually snap open the holster and look closer but still can't figure it out. What the crap? My son gave me something that's suppose to save my life and dangit, I have no idea if it will work or not. So I figure if someone breaks in, I'll just throw the darn thing at them and shove my scissors up their nose.
Thanks for hanging around with me, going to work on the soup and put my feet up for awhile. Yak later.....dj
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